Post by Joker on Oct 5, 2012 13:48:11 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=valign, top][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=style, border: 10px solid #f1e3b4; width: 450px; background-color: #f6f7f1;] PERSONAL FILE HIGHLY CLASSIFIED AND CONFIDENTIAL GENERAL INFORMATION NAME: Unknown ALIAS: The Joker GENDER: Male AGE: 31 OCCUPATION: Your Friendly Neighbor Hood Psychopathic Maniac ALIGNMENT: Evil (With a sense of humor of course) AFFILIATION(S): With Harley Quinn PHYSICAL PROFILE HEIGHT: 6’2” WEIGHT: 195 lbs EYES: Green HAIR: Green CLASSFICATION: You really have to ask? Oh, that hurts. I'm a human, you twit! UNUSUAL FEATURES: Beautiful pasty white skin and a big red grin to boot! BEHAVIOR PROFILE To be honest, has anyone ever thought of The Joker to be your average guy? No, he is absolutely far from that. If anyone is loony, it is him. He is as sick and twisted as one could get, and that's saying something. He will kill just for fun, and he will laugh at an unfortunates death. Yeah, he's crazy, eh? Well, that's just the beginning. He is so far unstable that not only is he sick, twisted, and demented, but he also lives to strike fear into the hearts of men and women of all types. Whether they are powerful or weak, they all know better than to cross paths with The Joker. He is just so darn intelligent, you would think he's a genius. If you thought so, you're correct. He is a mad genius, in many ways. For example, name one person who will force you to breathe in gas that will make you literally laugh your way to your grave with such a pretty smile on your face? Of course, someone as twisted as The Joker would think that is quite nice of him that he made sure his enemy died happy, but it's not. He is cruel hearted, and when angered, he can do some pretty drastic stuff. Gore? Oh, if anyone knew the Joker all would know that he lives for gore. It brings tears of happiness to his dark heart to know that he killed someone in the most brutalizing fashion. He has a very complicated mind and to some would be thought of as, hard to understand. His actions are unpredictable, he would even take out one of his own men. Batman, ooooh, don't you ever say his name. Just the name Batman is one good way to get Joker started. He has always tried to kill batsy, but he has always failed to do so. Even as maniacal as he is, Harley Quinn still loves him, how sweet. Of course, Joker cares for her too in his own creepy way...or perhaps he doesn't. DOCUMENTED HISTORY It all started when Joker or should I say, who ever he was before he became the Joker, fell into the vat of chemicals after his confrontation with Batman. Never had he thought he was going to get the surprise of his life, but he did. When he emerged from the chemicals, he looked hideous (or insanely handsome as he would say today). His skin was completely pale white from head to toe, and his hair was bright green. Most of all, his muscles were completely damaged around his mouth area, which leaves him with a permanent sadistic grin; the chemicals that washed over him also created a type of immunity to various other types of chemicals. Ever since then, he's been locked in a deadly roller coaster with the Bat family. And just when it had seemed to get worse for Joker, he was stopped dead in his tracks once again and was put into an asylum. His therapist, Harleen Quinzel was soon to be a victim of his charm, and of course her very own heart. It was only a matter of time before she fell for Joker and decided to break him out, becoming his sidekick by the name of Harley Quinn. Ever since then, Joker has been causing chaos in just about every way that he can. He is always constantly preparing strategies and plans that will work in his favor. Batman wouldn't see any of it coming, but then he went and did so and that angered Joker a lot. Ever since being brought back and forth to the asylum, he has made a promise to himself, to the constant thorn in Batman's side. He has been responsible for numerous tragedies in the Caped Crusader's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon. The Joker commits crimes with countless "comedic" weapons such as razor-sharp playing cards, acid-spewing flowers, cyanide pies, and lethally electric joy buzzers and Joker venom, a deadly poison that infects his victims with a ghoulish rictus grin as they die while laughing uncontrollably. This venom comes in many forms, from gas to darts to liquid poison, and has been his primary calling card from his first appearance. The Joker is immune to his venom. The Joker is highly intelligent and very skilled in the fields of chemistry, genetics, and engineering. He is shown as very computer literate. :: ::After Scarecrow and the Joker team up and kidnap the mayor of Gotham City, Scarecrow turns on the Joker and uses his fear gas to see what Joker is afraid of. To Scarecrow's surprise, the gas has no effect on Joker, who in turn beats him with a chair. :: ::The Joker has been referred to as the Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate, and the Ace of Knaves. :: ::The Joker's victims have included men, women, children, and even his own henchmen. The Joker once gassed an entire kindergarten class. The Joker is reported to have killed well over 2,000 people. :: ::Joker has a variety of weapons at his disposal. For example, the flower he wears in his lapel sprays acid. The Joker has a gun which at first shoots a flag saying "BANG!", but then, with another pull of the trigger, the flag fires and impales its target. His most recurring gadget is a high-voltage hand-buzzer, which he uses to electrocute his victims with a handshake. Sometimes he commits crimes just for the fun of it, while on other occasions, it is part of a grand scheme; Batman has been noted to say that the Joker's plans make sense to him alone. His capricious nature, coupled with his violent streak, makes him the one villain that the other super-villains fear. POWERS AND ABILITIES KNOWN POWERS: NONE ON RECORD KNOWN ABILITIES: The Joker commits crimes with countless "comedic" weapons such as razor-sharp playing cards, acid-spewing flowers, cyanide pies, and lethally electric joy buzzers and Joker venom, sometimes referred to as Joker Juice, a deadly poison that infects his victims with a ghoulish rictus grin as they die while laughing uncontrollably.This venom comes in many forms, from gas to darts to liquid poison, and has been his primary calling card from his first appearance. The Joker is immune to his venom, as stated in Batman when Morrison writes that "being an avid consumer of his products, Joker's immunity to poisons has been built up over years of dedicated abuse." He is highly intelligent and very skilled in the fields of chemistry and engineering STRENGTH LEVEL: 2 WEAKNESSES:
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WEAPONS: EXAMINATION RECORD “Do you remember when this used to be the biggest toy store in all of Gotham?” A gloved hand protruded out from the Gotham Alleyway darkness into a well placed street light. There was no response, but the voice hadn’t expected any. Three burly men with white grease paint mucked carelessly onto their faces stood at attention. They were standing directly under the only source of light this particular dark and stingy alleyway seemed to provide. Smoke and other ghastly smells wavered in the air – but no one seemed to notice – it was the smell of mischief and mayhem and asked if other Gotham residents smelled it they would’ve said they had gotten used to the musky odor. Right behind all of them stood a large brick building. There wasn’t anything really striking about it; and it looked decrepit and molding with age. It was just another old building, just like any others found within the lower east side of Gotham City. The whole city was riddled with them, like decaying teeth and they were all easily overlooked and easily forgotten. “Hrmm,” a loafer clicked in concentration and annoyance. “And now look at it! It’s a storage dump filled with last season’s Reebok shoes and Ecko t-shirts! It a graveyard of mindless paraphernalia that eats at the heart and soul of this fair city – MY fair city!” A low guttural sound came before the owner of disembodied hand and shoe that came into the light. Bright vivid green hair was messily matted across a forehead messily and chilling white clown makeup was plastered all over his face. And the body was tenderly upholstered with the finest purple silk suit found on this side of the hemisphere. The man’s bright crimson colored lips were pulled down in a frown as he looked up at the building – inspecting its radiating ugliness that he could only see with his acidic green eyes that burned. The Joker – a name more synonymous with the Devil than a mischievous clown had recently sprung out of Arkham Asylum. After only a few days of wandering around aimlessly – leaving more bodies in his wake – he randomly stumbled upon this old building and at first sight declared the building to be unfit to exist while he still did. Though he was a criminal master mind, in his soul he knew he was also an artist. Often times he considered himself to be the interior decorator for Gotham, blowing up buildings he thought were just not up to his standards of living. He never did see why no one appreciated his efforts in making the city a better place, how much money he saved the tax payers. And what did it matter that he took the figure of speech “Paint the town RED” literally – and started using the blood of his victims to paint smiley faces all over the side of the walls? At least it added some color into their colorless lives! And after looking upon it, he knew he wanted to blow the building up – that sadistic and yet artistic side of him came rearing its grotesquely beautiful face. Really, if anything he’d be blowing up an all too overrated fashion sense that seemed to spread around like the black plague. “Moe! Larry! Curly!” Each respectively stepped up as their “name” was called. Out of no where, each was tossed a two by four large wooden plank, nails sticking out at the end of it. They looked at their employer haphazardly as his grin slowly transformed into something more maniacal. “And now kiddies, why don’t you show me what happened when Fuzzy Bear met Jerry Porcupine at the old hollow tree stump in the woods right next to Peter Rabbit's gingerbread house..." subject examined by Doctor Cyber | [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=valign,top][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=style, width: 40px;] T H E J O K E R |